Magnus

A person with grey hair (often Magnus) who has a colleague (often Sweetie or Huden(Often Mork))

Dude: "Wow that guy is hormagnus"
Dudette:"What is that supposed to mean"
Dude 1: "He is horlik Magnus"
Dudette: "Snapsvisemagnus!"
Dude 2: "Noe"
Dudette: "He is drunkmagnus"
Dude 2: "Yaes"

by HudensHund January 24, 2023

Magnus Green

The first time u fucken look at this amazing human being and get to know him in like 2 bloody days you are swept away he is the most sweetest, most loving and kindest boyfriend a girl could ask for. No one can compare and replace such a cute boy with great qualities and an Amazing personality. Once hes yours you can’t stop thinking about him and how incredible he is and to know that he is yours damnn u got yourself something *dab

“I finally found myself a Magnus Green”

“only if I knew a Magnus Green”

by CIT.288 February 3, 2019

Magnus Ianssen

A fat person with bad sosial skills. He loves to argue and eat food. You might find him in your lokal grocery store munching on some muffins. His hair is full oss hair gèl. Magnus is really into asians and would love to do the dirty on a rock.

Man nr1: hey! have you seen magnus ianssen.
Man nr2: is it possible not to, he is super big. He is on the boulder outside having seggs

by Ruspulverguttene March 17, 2022

magnus

He is not so sexy but he can sing like a turtle. When he does math he usually act like a roof.

Kyrkskolan

Oh god i wish i was a great roof as Magnus

by Jejdjejdidkjed October 13, 2017

Magnus

A person who loves large, chunky women. The bigger the better.

That guy is a typical Magnus, he loves them fat and juicy

by THEPINKELEPHANT1 December 1, 2022

Magnus

Magnus is a tall and strong guy....a little bit sexy.... he will always protect you no matter what.... he also has a really big dick.... like really big.......HUGE
He also loves getting blowjobs
Favourite sex position :The Drill

Magnus is so Tall
I had sex with Magnus , his Dick was huge...

by Witchbitchsun February 6, 2019

Magnus

a type of computer, looks alot like a human being but ain't quite one

Person: Where is your Magnus?
Person 2: i left it in the freezer for to long, it ain't working anymore

by eden777 January 27, 2021