explosive diarrhea

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea

by Nettled October 11, 2003

Explosive diarrhea

A diarrhea so explosive that you can hear a guy with explosive diarrhea scream, smell something foul, and see pure shit coming out of a stall and a guy flying and bursting through the roof or the porta-potty flying with him as he lifts off the toilet seat. Then, his ass ejects millions of nukes while he is falling down and detonating them and probably killing you.

I ended up with explosive diarrhea after eating a pound of Chipotle.

by Derp1231 December 4, 2014

Explosive Cum

Cum that has an explosive effect on woman and objects. Usually explodes on contact.

Girl1: Wow, Look at that guy over there! He looks like he has explosive cum.
Girl2: How do you know?
Girl1: He jizzed into my mouth about a month ago
Girl2: Is that why you were in hospital?
Girl1: Yeah, totally worth it though

by Lolsonpolls May 12, 2014

Seat Explosion

The cause of one's pants to be filled with solid or liquid feces. Blood optional.

Jimmie wore his jacket around his waist to hide his seat explosion from his co-workers.

by Paskaroni October 26, 2006

explosion fetish

a turn-on caused by explosions

i couldn't control my ejaculation when she blew up due to my explosion fetish.

by cthizznesk March 31, 2010

explosive colon

the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure

One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.

by Awesome dude December 23, 2003

Vagina explosion

phrase used to express intense bursts of emotions, usually associated with excitement or happiness.

1. When i found out i won, my vagina exploded.
2. John: Hey I managed to get us tickets to the Lady Gaga concert.

Jane: Did you really?! I just had a vagina explosion!

by praisebeysus December 5, 2009