by Viblinow May 18, 2018

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

by Goatgost April 10, 2025

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!
god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry
god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry
by gully64 March 10, 2020
