Axie

a stupid way to fall in a desk 30 times a day lol

*someone falls in desk at school*
bro thats a real axie fall
lol

by stinky person June 11, 2023

Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Minor axis

The act of putting dick inside a minor butt while pooping

Yo I just hit a minor axis on this Brazilian girl.

by Goatgost April 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Axi

The hottest most sexiest person alive. They are so cool and will inevitably change your life for the better (sometimes worse). Nobody in the world should be without their Axi.

Also really loves Simon Ghost Riley.

Wow, where would I be if I didnt meet Axi!

by AxiTL February 26, 2024

Theory of the Geographic Axis of Technologies

The hypothesis that the development and dominance of specific technology suites (e.g., maritime, steppe cavalry, industrial manufacturing, digital networks) are heavily predisposed, though not absolutely determined, by the physical geography of the originating civilization. Rivers favor hydraulic empires and shipbuilding; open plains favor wheeled vehicles and cavalry; isolated islands favor naval power; mountainous regions favor decentralized, defensible settlements. Geography offers a menu of viable technological paths.

Example: The Theory of the Geographic Axis of Technologies explains why Britain, an island with accessible coal and a maritime culture, spearheaded the steam and naval technologies of the Industrial Revolution, while the vast, interconnected steppes of Eurasia fostered horse-based nomadic empires whose "technology" was superior breeding, saddles, and composite bows for millennia.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026