Zachary is clearly smarter than most people, too Big to hide behind anything. So you always know where to find him! Plays dumb but always a step ahead! Loves his girlfriend enough to make everyone sic is better than U wishes someone would! Loves his friends probably has your back even though your prolly a bitch has a ten yr plan is destined for greatness probably a sociopath is always there when you need him best gamer around had you beat before this ever started, never fails, and is right behind you and ki is Queen 💥🖕
Your best friend is too dumb for zachary
by Diebyfaith June 17, 2019
Get the Zacharymug. A dumb bitch who will never leave you tf alone, tries to act like a man but is the definition of a pussy.
by Adumbbiitch August 13, 2018
Get the Zacharymug. Super hot, and sexy. Has an amazing six pack with a huge penis. He is also really sexual. Great at cracking jokes and is good at relationships. Likes the colors purple, blue, orange.
I wish I was Zachary
by KindBar March 14, 2017
Get the Zacharymug. A computer nerd with too much time on his hands, and is a complete jackass player to the highest degree. Likes older asian women.
Also may become a pedophile as he becomes older.
May have a kickass mother and a father named Paul.
Has little penis (not that we know...)
Also may become a pedophile as he becomes older.
May have a kickass mother and a father named Paul.
Has little penis (not that we know...)
by NKOaaaaaaaaaaakwar February 21, 2010
Get the Zacharymug. Zachary is the only person i’d ever want to spend my life with. he’s super sweet kind and just an amazing person in general. i’d love to start a life with him. Unfortunately he lives 12 hours and 28 minutes away and i can never see him. He’s the exact definition of any boyfriend you see on Vsco. He is so special and will always hold a big place in my hesrtv
I love you Zachary
by therealone224 May 1, 2019
Get the Zacharymug. by beranabus_fleck June 3, 2018
Get the Zacharymug.