Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016

embarcadero twizzler

The Embarcadero Twizzler is the result of clitoral hood piercing friction on running tights that causes fabric pilling and premature wear patterns visible from a distance.

I was running today and I swear that guy on the bike was staring at my Embarcadero Twizzler

by Penntucky December 16, 2023

Twizzler Nigs

Like twizzler nibs but twizzler nigs.

Hey wanna go to the store and get some twizzler nigs

by Supreme Breezy October 9, 2019

skin twizzler

A pencil-thin dick, or a person that is so skinny that they resemble the shape of a twizzler.

That neo-nazi strolling the block is a total skin twizzler.

by tapeworm1969 September 18, 2015

Nipple Twizzler

Someone who is rude and relentlessness towards eating your cheese, in other words, a rude cheese-stealer who eats all the cheese you have in the house.

Dude 1; Bro, he stole all your cheese!
Dude 2: I know! He's such a nipple twizzler!

by stereotypicalOutlaw March 14, 2017