stand-in girlfriend

noun

A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.

The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.

The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.

See also: stand-in boyfriend

Chick 1: Check out that ugly hag hanging out with that hottie. He's way out of her league!
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.

by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013

standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.

This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.

by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015

Stand and Serve

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.

1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

stand up in it

For a man to hold a woman in the air or braced against the wall or counter while performing sexual intercourse

Man you aint done a gosh dog thing until you stand up in it with that bitch.

by The one and only MC May 18, 2007

Last Stand

The perk in COD 4 when you are shot and lay on the ground with your pistol to have a last stand at killing someone.

I had a last stand head-shot.

by TJ Shobadobadingdong March 16, 2008

lip stand

the act of landing upright, from a fall, on one's lip. A face plant

That parking lot is so icy. Henry did a lip stand while trying to get to his car.

by MonkeyMan32 September 10, 2009

slapper stand

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.

"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"

by rmg September 29, 2003