a meaty vagina

you open a girls vagina and stick a load of meat into it. you then finger her vagina many times in order to thoroughly mix the meat. After this you will then open her vagina and precede to heat it up just enough so that the meat cooks but you don't burn her vagina. You then fuck the shit out of her (in this case, the meat out of her) and proceed to eat it or freeze it if you want to take it out for a special occasion.

You: Yo stuart i don't know what to do for my anniversary.

Stuart: Just give her a meaty vagina, not only will she love it but you'll have a great anniversary dinner.

by im so meaty July 27, 2015

Meaty man hole

A vagina that is fat and puffy and has extra meat that hangs in excess and resembles pastrami or roast beef

When she took off her panties that meaty man hole looked like a double stuffed pastrami sammich.
#meaty #meatsammich #shestrami #meatymanhole

by The real WrongWay December 31, 2016

Meaty Twiz

An overly sized vagina...volumptuous in nature, also known as a fupa

I hooked up with this chick lisa and she had such a meaty twiz

by un house s7 July 02, 2009

meaty cunt chops

Also known a meaty cunt chops! This was invented by PHIL and sam, this is when a female has particularly meaty genitals

I bet she has meaty cunt chops

by moleboy November 05, 2013

Big meaty cock

A delicious chicken cooked thoroughly and left tender and juicy

I had some big meaty cock last night! It was great! What? No I'm not a homosexual!

by Jeranamo November 01, 2015

Meaty love stick

an abnormaly sized juicey meat cock

jamie little loves getting meaty love stick's up his anus

by mr roo October 29, 2010

Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.

"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"

by Afeps February 18, 2010