mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan

mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.

by weakling0944 July 24, 2020

Mighty Monty

A gorgeous man who resembles the characteristics of a renaissance statue. A caring man who lives near the forest with his two dogs and loves pasta. A man that is great to have a chat with at the dispense of 10 beers instead of 1.

Did you see Mighty Monty the other night?

by The assjuice companion July 01, 2022

mighty h

A crazy french person who owns lots of money and houses and pulls lots of pussy using the silky french language

He can pull the girls, he's like a mighty h

by great H July 09, 2014

mighty nut

To ejaculate extremely hard after sexual interaction or viewing porn / any other type of sexual stimulator

John: Bro what are you gonna do at Jessie’s house
Bryan: I’m finna mighty nut in that hoe

by SchmoofMoof December 22, 2017

Mighty Loader

A large, large crap that may be too large for an average toilet.

Sorry I was late, I got stuck in the bathroom taking a mighty loader

by Chatchee April 27, 2006

The Mighty Boosh

An amazing TV show that everyone should watch right now

whats your fav quote from The Mighty Boosh?
you're about as edgy as a satsuma

by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020

mighty jensen

A man with an abornormally small penis. Good looks but when he brings the ladies back to bed, they laugh at his small size.

" Haha, he had such a mighty Jensen!! "

by Jiantchocatelace February 24, 2014