A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
by Cheesycum69 March 30, 2022
Get the Jaydenmug. Jayden is one of those guys that is such a big player at school. He isn't on the football team, he is a soccer player and he's super cute but is also really hot. He has dated tons of girls and flirts with you a lot. He is the kind of guy that you really want to date but you're just not his type.
Person 1: "Oh my gosh. Jayden is so hot."
Person 2: "I know, did I tell you that he plays soccer too?"
Person 1: "Ahhh I wish he would just date me."
Person 2: "I know, did I tell you that he plays soccer too?"
Person 1: "Ahhh I wish he would just date me."
by thatonechurchgirl January 22, 2020
Get the Jaydenmug. He needs to pay for his therapy sessions. He also obsesses over Keilani.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
L: Hey! Have you paid for your therapy sessions yet Jayden?
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
by ElMono August 22, 2023
Get the Jaydenmug. He is the most annoying person. He is good at math but does not do well on anything else. He closes everybody’s computer and loves being weird. He has hetitosis too. He goes to carney academy and never listens. Always gets in trouble at gym. And loves annoying her cousin nariyah
by Lexi dictionary February 27, 2020
Get the Jaydenmug. Jayden : is commonly know as a fuck boi that thinks he helps charity and usually like train tracks as a funny hobby
by th gshjahgfi November 3, 2019
Get the Jaydenmug. Jayden is a girl with a big heart. She won’t let you down to her best ability and will always try to make you happy. She has been through hell and back, and will always try to make the best of it. She fakes a smile to make others happy. She’s always there to listen even if she is the one who needs to talk. She simply won’t give up on friends no matter how much they have put her through. She hates feeling alone, especially when she knows she has people around. She’s very beautiful and kind, but you don’t want to see her mad. She’s kinda crazy and really goofy. But she’s a friend no one wants to lose.
by Savannah2019 February 9, 2019
Get the Jaydenmug. A bashful person in an adorable way, he's perfect in every way and pours his heart and soul into everything he does.
by I love jerking off November 9, 2019
Get the Jaydenmug.