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The Gambit

The gambit is a is such a high level sex move that it is a transcendant level. It involves you, a magician, and yo bitch. The magician will pull out a heat-seeking ball-gag, throw it in the air, and lock it in yo bitch mouf'. She will then be tied up by magic snakes and the magician will then pull out a deck of cards that automatically aimbot in to the girls asshole. You will then proceed to throw the magic cards into her anus, and after it has reached the gaping width, height, and circumference able to fit 2 fully grown adult racoons/ 8 baby racoons, and then proceed to drink the potion from the magician that makes your dick multiply by 9, you will then fuck the ever-living trump out of her until she builds a wall of shit and then the curtain unveils a crowd that has been watching the entire time.
Tyrone: I gave my little white ho, The Gambit last night. Her asshole had to get stitches.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.
by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025
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Walsh Gambit

A move in chess, where you hang a major piece and then come up with an excuse like having dinner or needing to take the dog out for a walk.
liam: he just hung his queen?
ben: no, i just played the infamous walsh gambit
by yunghannah March 10, 2021
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Magnus Carlsen gambit

The opening 1. c3 2. Qa4 3. Qh4 4. Kd1 5. f3 6. Qe1. What your opponent does doesn't matter.
by Sidnut March 4, 2024
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king's gambit

A gambit where you sack your king.
Person 1:Dude you can't take my rook with your king, it's protected by the queen
Person 2:Bro it's king's gambit, how do you not know that
by zappity May 20, 2024
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Penis Gambit

When your friend decides to start the Circle Game. If you see the Okay sign made below the waist. The moment you do, you take your index and middle and thrust it right into the circle in full force. You look your opponent in the straight in the eyes while they take a hit to the scrotum.
Joe played the Penis Gambit which is why his friend was in pain.
by Sallawhaldewen September 13, 2023
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Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.
Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.
by chickenboy June 7, 2021
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A chess move so incredibly convoluted and confusing, which often is effectively a surrender, which is used to confuse the opponent.
Im going to use The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit against eryk next time I play him in chess.
by Fragmoid November 24, 2023
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