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chameleonating

changing your image, appearance, speech pattern, accent, etc, to blend into your surroundings.
Guy1: I didn't even recognize that hooker was an undercover cop!

Guy2: Yeah, she was totally chameleonating.
by Olivia Blackwell June 10, 2011
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Chameleon Line

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
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bitch chameleon

A person who manages to blend in among other bitches by acting bitchy. However they are usually a good person at heart.
Guy 1: Dude you know that girl Susan?
Guy 2: yeah shes a total bitch
Guy 1: no shes a bitch chameleon. Shes actually really nice.
Guy 2: oh alright. Ill be nice to her then
by lalalalalalabitch12638006421 February 20, 2014
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chameleon ceiling

ceilings tiles that are lights that change with the beat. they make animated gif disco parties happen. they are tight as hell.
"nobody even knows I have a chameleon ceiling cause I keep it set to dull black."
by ceilingsbro1 March 15, 2014
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Make-Up Chameleon

A girl that looks completely different with her slap on, usually a wrong'un without
Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude she's a total make-up chameleon
by Marcabre October 27, 2015
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Racial Chameleon

Obama is a racial chameleon, sometimes black, sometimes not.
by Micro's Friend November 3, 2015
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Penis Chameleon

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.
That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.
by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018
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