A place where people call their friends cunt and our favorite food is snags. People are laid back and have the best accents ever, we pronounce Australia, straya. AND FOR CHRISTS SAKES IT'S PRAWNS NOT SRIMP. Australia is known for its amazing slang... aussi, aussie, assie, oi, oi, oi. maccas, thongs (not flip-flops), g'day, mate and many more. straya has many iconic things like ja'mie, prank patrol, milo, fairy breed, and abc3. Finally, never piss off an Australian they are vicious, so don't ever eat vegemite with a spoon or they will end you.
australia: "yeah nah but nah yeah" "Can you pull into the servo for a sec, I gotta grab a sausage roll." "Maaaaaaaaaaaaate."
rest of the world: "WhATT??"
rest of the world: "WhATT??"
by randomperson746 December 18, 2018
Get the australiamug. It's hell if you have arachnophobia, and i just so happen to have arachnophobia. so i will never go to Australia EVER in my ENTIRE LIFE
by Smoothbrick578 October 9, 2021
Get the Australiamug. IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST
"Australia isn't real"
by Me.Toonenstien October 26, 2022
Get the Australiamug. The number one place for god forbidden horrors. Amazing people, really nice but it’s where god drops his dlc.
by Bre Dior September 18, 2019
Get the Australiamug. A Complete shithole, full of redneck-jock-ignoramus-shithead-morons who have no desire for even the most basic levels of intellegence. I know, i live here. URGH!!!
Me: Kevin Rudd And Brendan nelson Are both conservative shitheads who whitewash us with capitalist lies.
Average Australian: Politics Are for faggets, and Oz Is Da Best. Oi Oi Oi. I hate people who are different from me and my white-middle class existance.
Me: Go die you ignorant Homophobe-Racist-sexist-nationalist mega-xenophobe douche
Average Australian: Politics Are for faggets, and Oz Is Da Best. Oi Oi Oi. I hate people who are different from me and my white-middle class existance.
Me: Go die you ignorant Homophobe-Racist-sexist-nationalist mega-xenophobe douche
by No More capitalist whitewashing June 29, 2008
Get the Australiamug. by Dave and Bruce June 19, 2008
Get the Australiamug. A country whose economic and political growth has been unspeakably retarded due to an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
by Ramone Wyman October 29, 2008
Get the Australiamug.