Swifty

Adjective describing something that is both swell and nifty

Joe: yo dude did you hear? Class is cancelled!
Jack: man that's really swifty!

by satan641 April 25, 2017

Swifty

A goal Merchant/Machine for Reading Fc. Often likes to score free kicks or worldies. Wether it’s 20 yards or 30 yards everywhere he goes or 40 yards or 50 yards swifty scores a goal.

We are struggling for goals, let’s pass the ball to swifty. He often wins games for the mighty ding

by LoyalRoyal1871 September 15, 2021

Swifty

When you unexpectedly slide your tongue in the asshole of a wonderful woman

Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!

by The Red Rabbit 122918 May 3, 2024

Psuedo-Swifty

Someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, They do like covers of her music in different styles though.

"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"

by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024

Swifty

A quick and forceful hand job

Before work my girlfriend gave me a swifty before I dropped her off

by riley1989 November 23, 2022

Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.

MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.

by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024

Swifties

The biggest glazers to ever exist.

Swifties are really annoying.

by DillionDog September 26, 2025