Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

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Swiftie

Someone whos obsessed with taylor swift and wont shut up about it

Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“

Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”

by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025

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SwiftY

A penis drawn in 2 seconds or less

I drew a swifty on his paper.

by CalebPoland February 20, 2015

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Swiftied

When a person is looking for a quickie, but their partner performs poorly

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed, knowing she'd been swiftied.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 21, 2024

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Swifties

The die-hard fans of Taylor swift.
Probably the reason half the internet hates Taylor swift. Annoying fans that see Taylor swift as the one above all others. Can most likely be spotted arguing with a fan of another artist.

Swifties: What are you listening to?
You: Red by Taylor swift

Swiftied: No Taylor’s version? If you don’t listen to her version she doesn’t get money!
You: Doesn’t she have enough money?
Swifties: No >:(
You: …

by EIKOOP_YM33P August 19, 2024

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