surging sanders

An ejaculation out of nowhere after an unexpected rise in excitement.

As made popular by Trevor Noah on the Daily Show's "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" @0:29

Hillary Clinton is worried about a surging sanders. So is ur mom! Buh duhm tssssshhh.

by MilkEyedMender October 14, 2016

surging sanders

when you cum out of nowhere

last night i totally had a surging sanders , if i knew i was about to come i wouldn't have told her to suck it

by Rhinostrill October 12, 2016

Surging Sanders

An early morning erection caused by the release of polls showing Bernie Sanders gaining significant ground in the 2016 presidential race.

(After waking up to a 23 point swing towards Bernie/away from Hillary) Holy shit, I love waking up to a

Surging Sanders.

by FeelTheBern2016 September 17, 2016

surging sanders

Noun. One who cums out of nowhere.

Bernie: I had a hell of a night.
Martin: What happened?
Bernie: I was chilling with Monica and she bent over to get the popcorn bowl.
Martin: What happened then?
Bernie: I was a surging sanders. The ass was too fat.

by The Tall Bear August 23, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of no where

I was talking on the phone with my girl and I had a surging sanders

by guiltpronenun September 25, 2016

surging sanders

cumming out of no-where

im surging sanders

by XxX_TheRealSI_XxX September 22, 2016

surging sanders

A phrase used when you come out of no where. Made famous by 2016 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders

Bro how was last night

It was good, but I accidentally got a surging sanders

by Curleyfires September 4, 2016