straight edge

A lifestyle choice often used to show how hardcore you are, and therefore better than all the rest of us poor sinners.

"I'm straightedge. Its WHO I AM."
"Go tell it to someone who cares..."

by curvy dodecahedron June 5, 2004

straight edge

A bunch of hypoctitical dicks with inferiority complexes that say they dont drink, smoke, or have premarital sex but, still hang out at the bars I frequent to start fights with people who do those things. People defined as straight edge usually hate their dads, or have small penises, or both. The ones with no visible tattos usually become cops for that very reason.

john: hey jim i think im gonna go straight edge.

Jim: i didnt know you hated your dad.

by eqosome August 14, 2009

straight edge

being a pussy& having no fun while being a teenager when you have an excuse to act like a retard.

im not gay, im just straight edge

by Kate Rose January 1, 2007

Straight Edge

To avoid everything good in life and suffer by yourself or with your other straight edge shit cunts. You don't have fun, or know what it is, obviously.

I'm straight edge.
*initiate homosexuality*

by Booterz August 17, 2008

Straight Edge

People who don't want to destroy their bodies, and brains with toxins. These people, like myself, find it funny that some people who do enjoy drinking and smoking feel the need to insult them. It's a lifestyle fucktards. Deal with it. :)

Stoner: Hahaha straight edge faggot. Why don't you have some fun and get fucked up like us cool kids.
sXe: Naw. but have fun getting messed up man ;)

by NuGgEt July 5, 2004

straight edge

The rejection of:

1)Smoking
2)Drugs
3)Drinking
4)Promiscus sex

I'm straight edge, but I don't wear the X on my hand that much.

by AutisticPsycho November 16, 2004

straight edge

it is a saying synonymous with gay

omfz, I am so seX or something that I don't care about. I gotsta go not do some drugs because I am gay.

by Awesome February 19, 2005