Buffalo Stance 

Stubbornness; stalemate in an interaction, argument, etc.

Negotiations became a buffalo stance.

Buffalo Stance by Palindromic July 20, 2022

Rob-Stance Meeting

A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.

Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?

Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.

Rob-Stance Meeting by Le Boy September 12, 2022

Rob-Stance 

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.

guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.

Rob-Stance by Le Boy September 12, 2022

fent stance 

A phrase used to describe the lifeless, zombie-like stance symptomatic of fentanyl abuse.

"i bet sean o’malley has a crazy Fent Stance" (@KellyMa16932535)

@KellyMa16932535. Twitter, 21 August 2023, twitter.com/KellyMa16932535/status/1693646238124536315

fent stance by aegtiv February 16, 2024

gay stance 

They way someone stands when they're probably gay. Typically a lean to the left or right, with arms akimbo.

"Yeah, that guy totally has gay stance. Looks like he's about to fall over"

gay stance by cheesegambino April 17, 2024

Shitting Stance

The act of shitting while steam and sweat surrounds you while with your legs spread out, while you simultaneously hit either the Napoleon sit or the Thinker pose

“The post nut clarity hit me so hard, I hit a Shitting Stance in the public bathroom”

Shitting Stance by Seannypo May 27, 2026

Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

Captain Morgan stance by DrKarate September 20, 2012