Squirrel

The only acceptable food for a nice Friday Night Dinner

”A lovely bit of squirrel”

by Urban-Words July 18, 2019

Squirrelling

To have public sex, specifically referring to that in a bush

Ging was squirrelling his bird the other day, caught them in the park

by Ainsley_Bond December 10, 2021

squirrel

animal, small rodent with a bushey tail

The squirrel grabbed to acorn and took off into the tree.

by ilovebirds2424 December 18, 2014

Squirrel

Squirrel is delicious, nutritious and practically ubiquitous. You can use it for eating (cooking or eating it raw), heating (using it as firewood) or beating (once rigor mortis sets in, it becomes quite stiff, almost like a baseball bat).

1.
Guy 1: "My mom always prepared me squirrel soup when i was sick"

2.
Guy 1:"Oh shit! He's beating him with a dead squirrel!"

Guy 3: "OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR---ACK!"
Guy 2:"Hol up i gotta record this"

by Sumrandomknucklesinatank April 2, 2022

squirrel

A female human who chases after some guys nuts; female who wants to have sex with you.

Me: Dude, Taylor is a total squirrel for Jose.
You: Oh shit, you're right!
Together: SQUIRREL!!

by McWims November 10, 2008

squirrel

Verb - to hide booze/drugs in the vicinity of a party to consume later. If you can remember where you left it then you're in a fit state to drink/take it. If not then it lies there to be discovered by some lucky partygoer/bastard at a later date. Though it sounds easy there is much more skill involved in a good squirrel than you think.

'Dude, we've run out of booze/drugs/wotsits'
'don't worry man, I squirrelled some in that old fridge in the park'
'there is no fridge in the park'
'shit'

*the months pass*

'check out this shit, someone must have squirrelled it'
'nice, well it's ours now'

by Tomomomomomomom March 13, 2008

squirrel

A guy who is just lookin to get some booty

"I'm just a squirrel tryin to getta nut"

by Foreverangel December 28, 2005