smoker channels

Premium channels that your cable guy will illegally install by pocketing an agreed upon sum of money in return for not having to pay monthly fees to the cable company.

Hey man, you think we could get the smoker channels for free?

by Xadeu November 10, 2014

ex-smoker

Someone who used to smoke cigarettes but has now quit.

She smoked a pack a day for 25 years, but she quit last May. Now she's an ex-smoker.

by eucalyptus trees in the sunset October 24, 2008

Turd Smoker

A smoker of turds, and such; a person who enjoys the taste of rolled feces.

Man, that JJSINC is a real turd smoker.

by thefunkyfeelone August 22, 2018

rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.

Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!

by stwatty June 14, 2014

Cold Smoker

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.

I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.

by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011

cart smoker

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers

Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*

by Thatniggacharles October 5, 2020

hickory smoker

when your friend is sleeping. gently rest your ass on his face. and as he/she wakes up let out a nice juicy fart

when wayne wakes up i am gonna give him a hot hairy hickory smoker

by r bauer July 17, 2006