Premium channels that your cable guy will illegally install by pocketing an agreed upon sum of money in return for not having to pay monthly fees to the cable company.
by Xadeu November 10, 2014

by eucalyptus trees in the sunset October 24, 2008

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by stwatty June 14, 2014

I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.
by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers
Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
by Thatniggacharles October 5, 2020

when your friend is sleeping. gently rest your ass on his face. and as he/she wakes up let out a nice juicy fart
by r bauer July 17, 2006
