Shorty Worty

A woman you plan on having in your life for as long as possible.

She’s the one, she’s my shorty worty

by Simp simp March 16, 2019

Slort

A slort is an odd sound produced rarely by the human body. It is said to sound like the snorting of a person with a cucumber trapped too far down their throat. Slorts are very rare among humans. 3 in 40 humans slort once in their lifetime.

Guy 1 - “Hey man, you okay?”

Guy 2- *slort*

Guy 1 - wtf Larson.

by Justagronk March 29, 2019

Sporty Queer

queer gay

"Wow, that girl Jasmin is such a sporty queer!"

by uwuslime420 May 10, 2019

Shortygotthemapplebottomjeans

SHORTYGOTTHEMAPPLEBOTTOMJEANSBOOTSWITHTHEFURTHEFURTHEWHOLECLUBWASLOOKINGATHER

MENHAVEBIGBALLS.BIGBALLSAREGOOD,THERE WARM AND GOOD TO PLAY WITH

i LOVE BIG BALLS SO WARM AND COMFORTING AND GOOD TO PLAY WITH

Shortygotthemapplebottomjeans

by shortygotthemapplebottomjeans May 14, 2023

dick and shorty

Like Rick and Morty dick and Shorty is the alternative thing to say when you want to get out of a conversation that some cringe NPC is basing their entire existence of so you won’t have to deal with them.

Example: hey, did you ever watch rick and Morty? No have you ever watched dick and Shorty?
(The npc will notice you are not interested in their limited dialogue and leave you alone)

by ISTILLREMEMBERNAM69 August 22, 2023

shorty

a cigarette, or the last few drags on a friend's cigarette.

"yo lemme get dat shorty, dawg"

by Cryptic Josh November 11, 2013

Shorty JJ

A woman who is short and maybe a bit stout but still has a attractive figure and face.

Sorry, I don't think those tall jeans will work for me, I am just a Shorty JJ.

by Manchego June 29, 2009