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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 7, 2023
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shitheads

a bitch who shits threw its head
this girl is a shitheads
by anonymous January 14, 2021
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shithead

sister: you’re such a shithead
brother: what’s that
sister: it means you’re annoying and your head is bigger than the earth itself
by pickle corn dogs March 8, 2021
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Shithead

A person who really annoys you.. a lot.
Person 1: Haha I won
Person 2: Shithead
by shithead definer March 5, 2022
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Shithead

A person who can't be trusted around alcohol because they either end up mixing their bipolar medication with whisky or shooting WINE (like who the fuck shoots wine for crissakes?!)
Davinah M is a total shithead
by caffeineabuser December 23, 2018
mugGet the Shitheadmug.

shithead

you
you shithead
by imgonnakickurass April 19, 2022
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shithead

A person so damn annoying, their head will annoy the shit out of you. You will be their friend but eventually you will start to hate them as time goes on and 2 months past, they become a total ass to you and will not stop leaving you the fuck alone.
Oh god Amity not again, you are posting your edgy art on the booru again? Stop being a shithead Amity!
by whyareyoureadingthisPPP July 27, 2020
mugGet the shitheadmug.

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