Shiny Hunters 

People who have nothing better to do than spend countless days searching for one different colored Pokemon.

Random Guy: Hey I wanna be a shiny hunter what do you think?
Shiny Hunters: My condolences

Shiny Hunters by Your mom is on my dick March 20, 2022

shiny teeth and me 

that one song

i have shiny teeth and me

shiny teeth and me by AniArtBook June 2, 2022

Shiny Hell 

A previously unknown or unused permutation of hell, or one that is somehow novel and exciting.

"The navy is adopting harajuku uniforms? What the shiny hell?"

Shiny Hell by Odyssea February 19, 2005

shiny cap 

a cap with shiny sequins sewed on it as worn by a white kid
or the kid wearing the shiny cap

yo! shiny cap what up??

shiny cap by VONdisaster July 4, 2008

shiny boy 

A precious boy of any age, but typically between the ages of 14-54 that needs protection. They are not necessarily weak or naive to an extreme factor, but often are to some degree.

Typically coined within the anime media sphere.

Arslan Senki is a shiny boy.

shiny boy by Joshmala April 23, 2018

Shiny Object 

A person of the opposite sex used to distract you for a short period of time, not intended for the long term.

Kelly hooked up with Rob last night, but she's not interested in dating him, he's just a shiny object to her.

Shiny Object by northeastchik October 23, 2009

shiny objects 

Someone who is easily distracted by shiny objects, similar to a cat who gets distracted when you shake a shiny object or toy in his face. A person who is not very intelligent.

That girl is so dumb. Yeah, she's easily distracted by shiny objects.

shiny objects by Kristi Longmire May 30, 2008