Fresh and Shiny

It is the phrase that one uses to describe how clean they are after getting out of the shower.

"Dude, you are SO fresh and shiny it's insane!"

"I know right! I just took a shower."

by Blythebabie July 20, 2011

Shiny Donkey

A bruised vulva resulting from a Donkey Punch maneuver.

Clementine: Bocephus, I got me a shiny donkey after that loving Donkey Punch last night. Hot damn!

by Cinco Alabachi September 16, 2020

shiny-trousered

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

shiny smile

Shiny smile is a smile someone gives you out of pity. Not a real smile; a fake one.

She gave me a shiny smile when she saw my missing finger.

by whitegirrrl03 May 4, 2015

shiny shitting

The act of someone hacking shiny pokémon into a game while taking a fat shit so they won't be judged.

Example of Shiny Shitting:

John: See Jerry over there, i bet he's a shiny shitter.

Antonio: Absolutely he is, have you seen his party?

by YourLocalTorchy November 6, 2022

shiny dome

A particularly glossy head.

Wow, look at Dave's Shiny Dome!

by DavesShinyDome January 27, 2016

Shiny Piano

Laying flat on your back, knees bent pointed upwards with your feet flat. Your partner gives you a rimjob while humming your favorite song, using your toes as a piano.

My girlfriend was so pissed at me after telling her mom on our vacation she learned how to play the shiny piano. She has been trying to explain it for thirty minutes. I cant stop laughing.

by Mainstreet640 October 17, 2019