The musty, sweatiest, man alive who goes by the name of Ed Sheeran. He calls his fans “sheerios” a word based off of “cheerios”, which are the grossest cereal ever. Even if it does help cholesterol levels
by alemonthatwasjuiced June 19, 2021

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.
Alex: What's your favorite song?
Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.
Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!
Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.
Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

An Ed Sheeran is a famous celebrity musician and is incredibly ginger and scary, most fear him as a terrifying ginger irn bru man but some don’t.
by The gunkest July 25, 2023

Probably the kindest person to exist. He makes amazing music with deep melodies and lyrics that hit differently. Do you want emotion? Go listen to Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran is super awesome.
by HOPP3R June 17, 2022
