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Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass
"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"
by Joosh648 March 14, 2024
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Race Rock Shandy

A shandy style beer drink made with Long Island Lemonade and beer, originally Corona. Race Rock Lighthouse is off the western tip of Fishers Island New York.
When I go out to drink beer in Mystic, CT I like to order a Race Rock Shandy!
by 0neHugeWang! April 22, 2021
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Six o'clock shandy

Getting a hand job or wank from a partner you are about to go out with.
They had gotten ready too early, so she gave him a quick six o'clock shandy
by HandsUp June 22, 2009
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Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft
How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!
by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010
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Knob shandy

A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).
Stop acting like a knob shandy
by Flipflop83 July 26, 2021
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Shandi

Shandi’s are loyal and strong, they know there place and are not afraid to put people in their own. They commonly have the mouth of a sailor but can hold themselves in scary situations. Shandi’s are commonly known to put drink everyone at the table and are guaranteed to make you laugh and smile. They give more than they receive and always give good advice even if it’s about the weirdest things. Shandi is a baddie name, it’s uncommon and that’s why it’s the best. Most Shandi’s are known for being introverted and socially awkward. They may seem awkward but that’s just because they need a little warming up to get comfortable with you. Having a shandi in your life is a true blessing. I love shandi with my heart and soul.
Guy1: who’s that awkward chick sitting over there?
Guy2: oh, that’s Shandi
by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021
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Shandy

A hand job involving first defecating in the hand and then stimulating the shaft of the penis with that hand.
Hey, Peter, I just had a big meal and am ready to toilet. Fancy a Shandy?
by Coprolite February 2, 2021
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