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Keep on Screwing

This is the phrase that a crackhead with screech at you after almost being ran over by "some lip" in a blue Ford. This may take place outside of a newly built care home or a nursery that kind of rhymes with 'Tittle Nippley'. After the crackbum has destroyed her lungs with fifty cigarettes and a bottle of K-aid that she dyes her hair with, the crackhole takes pleasure in terrorising poor unsuspecting children. She can usually be found outside phone booths with her legs open, chatting up little kids. She will cackle loudly whenever children are near. This cackle is her mating call. Dating back to the ancient Incans, whenever faced with this cracknose, it has become common knowledge among fisherman to run into the nearest off license. If the crackface follows you, she will be so mesmorised by all the booze, she wont follow you anymore. Instead, she will drink away all those months spent in rehab.
Charlie: What is that? Looks like a walking pack of ciggies! White on the top and brown on the bottom!

Kaid: Walk past quickly and don't make eye contact! I've dealt with these crackelbows back in Vietam!

(They walk past her very quickly when they hear a strange noise).

Cathy: keEP oN sCrEwIng! (x2)

Kaid: Christ, she's different to any I know! I hooked up with one and she was nowhere as bad as this crackmunch! This is an evolved Crokémon!

Charlie She looks like my mummy.
by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020
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scraping fettuccine alfredo

Another term for kissing, because fettuccine noodles are long and flat like tongues.

First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.
"Wonder-Girl AND Supergirl scraping fettuccine alfredo? Someone get a video camera... we'll get two billion hits on YouTube."
by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 14, 2014
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Fudge Scraping

To accidentally lick the females asshole while in the act of 69ing.
Dude, I licked a bit too high today and ended up fudge scraping Debra.
by Seal Team Sexy July 11, 2011
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Vagina Scraping

A female hobby that involves the scraping of the vagina with any kind of object.
She takes vagina scraping to the next level using shards of glass and sand paper.
by Joecumshum July 14, 2013
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Teeth Scraping

When you get cum stuck in your teeth and you try to get it out with a toothpick
now i can eat again after went teeth scraping
by Beef Twerky July 27, 2014
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scraming

In the context of a verb it can mean ejaculating in one's belly button and then eating the ejaculation from the bellybutton.
guy 1: yo did you hear about becky and josh
guy 2: yeah i heard he tried scraming on her.
guy 1: gross.
by yourloyalcatgirl December 29, 2020
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scrapings

When driving past another car when there's not enough room for both of you.
You give the other car scrapings
"I'll fucking scrape you butt!"
by illest January 31, 2004
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