Scholarstorian

A sarcastic term to describe a pseudo-intellectual. Combing the words “scholar” and “historian”, it parodies a non-existent discipline to mock someone who thinks they have intellectual authority over various subjects.

Typically used to describe Wikipedians, it can also be used for journalists, celebrities who hold espoused political views, and the terminally online.

Hey man, did you see that GorillaWarfare, a Wikipedian, is using YouTube as a reference to someone’s new pronouns? Such a scholarstorian, she couldn’t even convince HuffPost to write a source about that.

by Screendeemer December 11, 2022

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Scholars Academy

Also referred to as Scholars', a place filled with white people who are either from Breezy, Rockaway, Howard Beach and you'll occasionally see a Black person. People from scholars portray themselves as smart geniuses but most of them are dumb as fuck. All the girls are hoes, except the Indians, and all the boys are eff boys. You'll find a ton of unnecessary drama

Susan: I'm smart 'cause I go to Scholars Academy
John: Fuck off

by HHHHIiiiIIiIiIIII August 12, 2017

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Schylar

A really beautiful girl. Be careful with her because once you mess up she’s gone. She’s the smartest girl you’ll ever meet and she’s super athletic. She is SUPER goofy but watch it cause she has a temper. She is so caring and thoughtful. She is super hardcore and maybe a little pushy but only because she wants you to do well. But she wants herself to do the best because she is sooooooo competitive.

Wow you’re so lucky bro you got a Schylar

I know thanks man

by Hi I'm chicken July 27, 2018

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