That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar
Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.
by GungaDinn May 19, 2024
Get the Rocky Mountain Reality Checkmug. A ten acre “Ranchette” situated on a windswept rock outcropping,
where there is nothing to do but look out the window or at the other “inmates”
while waiting for the weekly “supply shuttle” from town.
where there is nothing to do but look out the window or at the other “inmates”
while waiting for the weekly “supply shuttle” from town.
by MTripod February 19, 2008
Get the Rocky Mountain Alcatrazmug. When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd
by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025
Get the Rocky Mountain Log Jammug. by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021
Get the Rocky mountain raw dogmug. by PulpFictionFan94 August 9, 2018
Get the Rocky Mountain Motherfuckermug. When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.
“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”
by ShaftCraft43 March 4, 2021
Get the Rocky Mountain Colonoscopymug. Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.
Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.
by He him chichi May 21, 2022
Get the Rocky Mountain Showermug.