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rectum face 

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.
Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob
rectum face by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014

Rectum Rocket

an appetizer of a grilled split jalapeno with cream cheese filling then with American bacon wrapped around it. Held together with toothpicks, then grilled over an open fire.
Before we had steaks, we had an appetizer of rectum rockets.

rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.
Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.
rectum blast by Alaska51 April 25, 2016

rectum grease 

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.
"The rectum grease dripped off my long wiener after I penetrated him."
rectum grease by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017

rectum ruin 

1. To extremely ruin ones asshole to the point of no saving.2. To fist ones ass so hard that their guts shoot out of their mouth creating a whirlwind of guts.3. To eat a spicy food then sit on the golden throne for hours screaming and crying for several hours
Dude did you hear about that rectum ruin I gave Katy last weekend.... Yeah dude she will be ruined forever

rectum rattle 

when you fart uncontrollably.
eg. she did a horrible rectum rattle in the car.
rectum rattle by sadbutrad_104 February 3, 2018