Phone Bad Book Good

A term usually used by people making fun of boomer comics. Aka boomers like to think that all of the world's problems are caused by technology, and they think reading any book at all is better than being on those "darn phones". Any book? Really? Even a hentai doujinshi, you disgusting boomer?

Narrator of probably a YouTube Video (go watch EmKay bros): "*reads boomer comic that's relatable for boomers*, PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD!"

by ihatemylifeandamheretohavefun May 12, 2020

Kids Help Phone

A Canadian counseling and referral hotline for youth between ages 5 and 20. It is free, anonymous and confidential (when you call, the number won't show up on most land line phone bills), open 24/7, and staffed by professional counselors who will listen to you in a non-judgmental way and offer insight into your situation. Kids Help Phone counselors are trained to respond to all types of questions and concerns, from body image to friendships, from suicide to bullying, and many, many more in between.

Youth living in Canada can call anytime (1-800-668-6868) or post a message on the Kids Help Phone Website (www.kidshelpphone.ca).

Kids Help Phone also offers a community service program called Kids Help Phone Student Ambassadors, where youth are trained in leadership, public speaking and fund raising.

Whatever the problem, you can call Kids Help Phone at 1-800-668-6868. Go ahead and talk, the counselors can only help you!

Please don't prank Kids Help Phone. Children in crisis situations are in desperate need of a listening ear and the counselors want to help them as fast as possible.

by KHP SA May 16, 2009

Phone Hounds

Bill Collectors.
debt collectors.
Collection agencies.

Those phone hounds have been ringing my phone off the wall all day now.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

by Light Joker November 22, 2004

Liam Payne

One fifth of British-Irish boy band One Direction. He auditioned for the UK show 'X Factor' twice, the second time around (2010) being placed in a group with four other guys, becoming One Direction and coming in third place. Known as "Daddy Direction", he is a puppy who hates spoons, loves turtles and Woody from Toy Story and usually sings the opening verses in all their songs. Oh, and he has changed his hairstyle so often that his head is now formerly recognized as a measurement of time.

Person: When was this photo of One Direction taken?

Directioner: How much hair does Liam Payne have?

Person: A lot.

Directioner: Is it Justin Bieber style or curly-mop style?

Person: Justin Bieber style.

Directioner: During the X Factor, late 2010.

by DaddyDirection October 27, 2012

Phone Book Bet

Seen in the movie "Dukes of Hazzard". if you lose a bet, you get a phone book smacked across your face. The loser of the bet gets to pick which side they want to be smacked on

i'll bet you the phone book bet that i wont break any of these bottles of shine!!!

by redneckeddy August 12, 2009

Phone Withdrawal

The feeling you get when not having your phone for a long period of time, whether it due to losing it or it being dead and you're unable to charge it.

"I lost my phone, i hate not being able to communicate with anyone, what if someone's texting me right now?!?!"
"Dude, relax, you're just going through Phone Withdrawals."

by Mr Night September 19, 2011