Crack Phone

Another phone used by drug dealers, to avoid the phone tapping by the government on their primary cell phone.

Yo hit me up on my Crack Phone if you want that chronic!

by ryandoe11 April 21, 2011

phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.

"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."

by thetonio September 30, 2006

CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH

Two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office - but is hovering nearby. Phase I: Sneak into the victim's office/cubicle/personal workspace and crop dust. Quickly return to your desk. Phase II: Dial the victim's extension, luring them into the kill zone. Watch them choke. NOTE: Especially effective on days when the victim is expecting "very important" calls. This ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.

Who the hell just took a shit in my office? It smells like a Camden Phonebooth in here!

by Stands With Fist December 12, 2010

BUT WHO WAS PHONE

A phrase that originated from the 4chan /x/ boards. Often posted after creepypastas.

"A guy is at his house, making out with his girlfriend, when suddenly the phone rings. He answers it and a voice says 'TOUCH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU', and then the line goes dead. The guy asks his girlfriend about it and she says 'My dad's been dead for 10 years..'"
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!

by anonimaus November 5, 2008

Brick Phone

The old cell phones that resemble bricks, both in size and weight.

"You still have one of those old Nokias? You could build a house with that brick phone"

by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009

phonebook sex

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier November 22, 2011

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?

CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? CHILLIN! FUCK!

by rasechoman December 16, 2019