PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Flag

Get the PINCH one FLUSH onemug.

One of Them Ones

A universal term, that in any conversation no matter what subject its on, can be used to describe someone.

You heard about how R-Kelly doing all those stuff to children? He's one of them ones

by flashgames101 June 2, 2025

Flag

Get the One of Them Onesmug.

as eaasy as one plus one

Very simple/easy

That question was as eaasy as one plus one.

by Great Boii September 8, 2023

Flag

Get the as eaasy as one plus onemug.

The One-One

In specific reference to a subject, person, and/or place from a previous conversation in time.

After talking about a store in the mall, John tells Kim, "let's go to the one-one."

When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."

In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.

by JC Robot December 1, 2010

Flag