a cock so mighty and so powerful, it could even bring back people from the dead. the mighty cock will knock you out, its curvature is so perfectly designed, even god himself couldn't comprehend its mightiness
by bobedobypassing May 23, 2021
Get the the mighty cockmug. A man with an abornormally small penis. Good looks but when he brings the ladies back to bed, they laugh at his small size.
by Jiantchocatelace March 2, 2014
Get the mighty jensenmug. A gorgeous man who resembles the characteristics of a renaissance statue. A caring man who lives near the forest with his two dogs and loves pasta. A man that is great to have a chat with at the dispense of 10 beers instead of 1.
by The assjuice companion July 1, 2022
Get the Mighty Montymug. he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan
mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
by weakling0944 July 23, 2020
Get the mighty jordanmug. To ejaculate extremely hard after sexual interaction or viewing porn / any other type of sexual stimulator
by SchmoofMoof December 22, 2017
Get the mighty nutmug. A fierce and legendary female warrior who’s strength and vigor only increases as they drink more alcohol. This female tends to lean towards chaotic neutral and is usually seen by an accompanying bard who sings of her great adventures and deeds. Prefers to dive into situations without much thought (I mean there is some but not much) with the overall 80% success rate. She has no regrets!
by TheAllKnowingGodOfLegendsD&D May 4, 2020
Get the gwen the mightymug. The presence of a young professional's alter ego that appears when drinking. The alter ego displays the opposite characteristics of the young professionals corporate life, behaving inappropriately in every facet of social interaction, often resulting in widespread embarrassment, discomfort and occasional legal ramifications.
"I thought Andrew from the project team was a really sweet and professional guy, but then I saw him at the work christmas party and Mighty Mozza was out"
by Woodley53 December 7, 2012
Get the Mighty Mozzamug.