Crud

A word used by those who are too cowardly to say shit.

Person 1: Holy crud!
Person 2: Just say shit, you fucking loser.

by DiamondCraft207 April 5, 2023

Crud

To talk bad of someone or talk behind their back.

Bro, I swear that guy was chattin bare crud on my name

by dottyindaride February 6, 2021

Crud

A word that someone called david uses excessively

you this mans on crud

by Sam Wellerman June 16, 2021

Snowbird Crud

When the people who live north of Florida come down during season for warmer weather, they bring different viruses with them and the people who live in Florida year round get sick

I thought I had Covid or the flu, but it was just the snowbird crud.

by Kitten829 December 6, 2023

crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021

Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.

Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!

by CrudFingers April 24, 2018

Crud

The definition of the word crud translates to “road”, “streets” or “riding”. A term used for being about or doing bits.

Me: “Yo my slime, is you man on crud?”

My G: “yeah fam mans out ere on crud uno”

Me: “That’s my bro, obviously you man are on crud”

by YungDriBz August 9, 2020