Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
by guyvf December 10, 2008
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bake sale

I gotta stop having those bake sales before work, I nearly ate my report.
by mugongocock March 28, 2004
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garage sale

A bunch of junk is in someones garage that is trying to be sold. Everything is dirt cheap. See yard sale.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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yard sale

Having a really bad wipeout.
That snowboarder tried to hit the kicker, but dug his edge and had a yard sale.
by B-Doc August 29, 2003
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off sale

Privately owned establishments where alcoholic beverages can be purchased, specifically in socialist Saskatchewan. Prices are usually outragegous compared to government run liquor boards.
Its 2 a.m. and I need some more Canadians, lets go to the off sale.
by Dillon Forsberg November 22, 2005
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Yard Sale

When a girl is giving a guy head and jerking two guys off at once. Dervied from a skiing term, because a face plant during alpine skiing is called a yardsale. So when the girl is skiing (jerking two guys off at once) and falls down on the third guy's cock, its called a yardsale.
That gang bang really got crazy last night when we yard saled that bitch.
by Wiggles37 January 04, 2007
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Blowout Sale

Fecal urgency followed by a rapid, loose bowel movement
I shouldn't have eaten all that kimchi stew — my ass just held a giant blowout sale.
by besznits August 02, 2016
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