by Robby Downfield June 19, 2008
Really loose and floppy beaf curtains soaked with mucus that makes a chicks gash look like a bulldog's face after it stuck its face in a jar of mayonnaise.
"I was gonna tap this chicks ass but when i saw the bulldog with mayo I figured I owe it to myself to pass this one by and wait for something a little less used."
by phreak June 14, 2004
by anonymously scanlon June 04, 2008
by thatbitchperiod October 22, 2019
by Mizzaddy October 27, 2004
The ejaculation of an Alpha Male; an Alpha Male’s ejaculation
Sorority Girl 1: “Did you guys fuck?”
Sorority Girl 2: “Hell yeah, girl. He put his Alpha Mayo all over my tits”
Sorority Girl 2: “Hell yeah, girl. He put his Alpha Mayo all over my tits”
by Alpha Mayo Man July 17, 2019
The act of exaggerating a story that is not that exciting in order to get a reaction from listeners. Like in a sandwich adding mayo makes the sandwich better, the same goes for a dry story.
person 1:"i went into the fridge the other day and the milk was so off that when i took a sniff i vomited my entire breakfast back up!"
person 2: mate i think your adding mayo to that story, no one cares about your off milk
person 2: mate i think your adding mayo to that story, no one cares about your off milk
by pattolicious August 17, 2010