numpty muffin

numpty muffins are idots who hate the French

Bob is such a numpty muffin

by numpty muffin September 11, 2019

Numpty Muffin

A term used to hate on French people and walk all over them we all hate you BaldBoyHalo

You’re such a numpty muffing A6d

by Skepeen September 12, 2019

numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.

"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."

by Bellenda January 17, 2008

proper numpty

A being referred to as a dumb ass.

proper numpty sat on a wall. proper numpty had a great fall.

by 181 May 9, 2008

Numpty

Dirty Yuppie and Miggers being tools.

'Gorillaz are better than Radiohead' is a numpty statement.

'20gb?
40gb?' is also a very numpty statement.

by yes January 14, 2005

Numpty Truck

A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.

Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.

Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.

"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"

"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"

by betamax September 28, 2004

Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

by Stuart H July 21, 2006