a condition that involves sudden spazziness in all forms. The only way to treat this is to remove yourself from situations that could cause spasm attacks of any kind.
by person...... July 9, 2010
Get the spontaneous spazticitus mug.A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.
A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”
“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
by Deefa23 March 19, 2024
Get the non spontaneous sexual mug.A totally real medical condition. This condition is found primarily in small children and the elderly.
When one spontaneously combusts, their overall body heat has to exceed 2341 degrees Fahrenheit.
Generally, it is very noticeable when someone combusts. Their hair is immediately singed off, leaving them with a brand new shiny bald head (good riddance, that umbrella cut was UGLY!), and they essentially, burst open. Their organs and guts splat all across the ground, but most of the time their insides were already turned to ash, so you don't have to see their disgusting insides.
It has also been totally medically proven that when one has a large ego, specifically 13-14 year old boys, they are more prone to combustion. In fact, their spontaneous combustion rate is 95% more than small children and the elderly.
Signs of combustion- Dizziness, nausea, inflated ego (for some), excessive masturbation, consumption of oil or white-out, and trying to become a spice king on TikTik, because we know that ain't gonna end well.
And remember--when you see a child about to combust, take it across the room until it is behind some sort of barrier. When an elderly person is about to combust, just run. And finally, when you see a teenage male about to combust, scream and run because you know that this is gonna be intense.
When one spontaneously combusts, their overall body heat has to exceed 2341 degrees Fahrenheit.
Generally, it is very noticeable when someone combusts. Their hair is immediately singed off, leaving them with a brand new shiny bald head (good riddance, that umbrella cut was UGLY!), and they essentially, burst open. Their organs and guts splat all across the ground, but most of the time their insides were already turned to ash, so you don't have to see their disgusting insides.
It has also been totally medically proven that when one has a large ego, specifically 13-14 year old boys, they are more prone to combustion. In fact, their spontaneous combustion rate is 95% more than small children and the elderly.
Signs of combustion- Dizziness, nausea, inflated ego (for some), excessive masturbation, consumption of oil or white-out, and trying to become a spice king on TikTik, because we know that ain't gonna end well.
And remember--when you see a child about to combust, take it across the room until it is behind some sort of barrier. When an elderly person is about to combust, just run. And finally, when you see a teenage male about to combust, scream and run because you know that this is gonna be intense.
"Hey, bro! Did you see Landen Spontaneously Combust in the gym! It was crazy!"
"Yeah, isn't Spontaneous Combustion a real medical condition?"
"Yeah. I don't miss him, though."
"Yeah, isn't Spontaneous Combustion a real medical condition?"
"Yeah. I don't miss him, though."
by Xeni_isbetter November 30, 2023
Get the Spontaneous Combustion mug.An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".
Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".
Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love
"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)
by lazirus July 8, 2004
Get the Spontaneous Gonorrhea II mug.by roblox name: dusturmur January 16, 2020
Get the spontaneous aids mug.Spontaneous Bootay is the spontaneous bootay of spontaneousness which is normally spontaneous for a bootay
by blacksfprtmtena;; August 6, 2021
Get the Spontaneous Bootay mug.To spontaneously aquire. To absorb, to go unseen possibly stealing, to obtain through unknown means, to gain for no reason, manifestation, poof its there.
She uses the art of Spontaneous Acquisition to gather all of the things she needs or I dont steal I spontaneously acquire things and stuff
by Das Lunatik August 23, 2022
Get the Spontaneous Acquisition mug.