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Patrick

Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.
Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick
by john schlongggggggggg May 6, 2008
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Patrick

A short bald incel crane operator who turns girls lesbian. He will tell you otherwise
by Patrickisaloser June 9, 2020
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Patrick

The type of guy to get his hair dyed and ears pierced before going to a liberal college in the North Eastern East Coast of the United States that is predominately homosexual.
Friend 1: You hear about that guy in our grade that got accepted to Muhlenberg?
Friend 2: Oh yea that guys gonna get pegged hella. He's such a Patrick.
by RobloxPu$$y July 30, 2018
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Patrick

A man that calls bullshit to this post that Austin has beautiful eyes. Your eyes are average at best, mother fucker.
Eat shit, bud. Love, Patrick.
by Jebus42 October 21, 2019
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Patrick

So in spongebob there is a dumb star his name is Patrick he does the dumbest things it makes me so mad like why does he have to be so dumb he's dummber than dora the explorer
Patrick is dumb
by That.one.girl.lolllll January 7, 2021
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Patrick

a socially awkward but very kind person who is always full of energy, "unless he hasn't had coffee yet." Patrick is usually very tall "5'11 to be exact" but he will always want to be taller. he will usually have a few very good friends, but he will still be kind to people who aren't his friends. his sense of humor sucks, but he makes up for it with his laughter.
he is very attached to his hair and cry's every time he gets a haircut. he is very intelligent and loves school, except for math because his teacher sucks "Mr. Hendricks"

Hendricks"
Patrick can be used as a form of exasperation or a very obscene curse word.
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Patrick

A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument
Patrick from spongebob: “Is mayonnaise an interment?? DuRrRrr.”
by ?¿U n k n o w n¿? July 20, 2020
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