Nickelodeon Groan

A reassuring groan and/or sentence used to show the audience that a character survived something they clearly shouldn't have. This is usually done to appease the censors and ensure the rating isn't artificially jacked up as a result. The term was originally coined by moderately popular cartoon reviewer "Overanalyzing Avatar".
There it is again, that stupid Nickelodeon Groan.
by Weegeeman November 26, 2021
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Nickelodeon juice

Nickelodeon juice. Is a beer brewed by a black person, given to you by a black personality and a beer which is goofy ahh
Yo what the fuck is this Nickelodeon juice?
by Independent werewolf October 15, 2022
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Nickelodeon Pakistan

What used to be one of the very best international Nickelodeon channels with a very diverse lineup despite not even being owned by Viacom, it's instead owned by ARY Digital Network. It is now a chaotic television network that has mastered the art of endless reruns, adding Urdu dubs even slower than a snail, and using AI and NCS music in promos that have nothing to do with anything. Although the schedule has some variety, it's dominated by shows you've seen a million times already, like Pakdam Pakdai, Paw Patrol, and Oggy & the Cockroaches – because who doesn’t love watching the same few shows on a loop? Unironically, this chaotic mess still manages to be better than Nickelodeon India and even Nickelodeon USA
"Bro, I turned on Nickelodeon Pakistan today and, surprise, it’s another episode of Oggy... I swear they only have 5 shows."

1. Schedule Madness: On weekdays, you can start your day with Dora the Explorer which airs in English at 6am despite already airing in Urdu at 8pm, and by the time 10pm rolls around, they’ll hit you with Urdu-dubbed Thundermans like it’s a plot twist. Even at 4:00am, the same Pakdam Pakdai and Oggy are waiting for the insomniacs out there. Weekends? Same story, except now they throw in Oobi and Wonder Pets, because nothing says "weekend" like obscure 2000s preschool shows at 6am.

2. Music Choices: Their promo department has apparently struck a deal with NoCopyrightSounds for their endless supply of dubstep and royalty-free EDM. Nothing screams "watch Jimmy Neutron" like heavy bass drops.

3. Asset Theft: Oh, and let’s not forget the time they straight-up used an asset of Pencil from Battle for Dream Island in the 2023 Nick Genius promo. Because when you’re running a multinational kids' network, who has time to make original content?

4. AI Independence Day Promo: Their genius move? Using AI to create a heartwarming Independence Day promo in 2024. Unfortunately, you can easily tell that AI was used

Conclusion: Nickelodeon Pakistan is basically a meme factory of outdated cartoons, random AI promos, and enough reruns to make you question if time is real. And if you don’t like what’s on, wait an hour—it’ll be on again.
by pogo6271 October 18, 2024
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