A Ned is an extremely sexy, buff and sport super star fella. Ladies are drawn to him. Defines the term 'chick magnet' as women are attracted to him
by Anonymous18572 July 10, 2016
not even down. someone who doesn't wanna go out or passes out early. lame, not down to have a good time.
"He didn't wanna go to the party Saturday, he fell asleep at like 10 o'clock!"
"he ALWAYS does that, he's such a ned."
"he ALWAYS does that, he's such a ned."
by down to party February 13, 2013
A ned is a non educated delinquent usually based in glasgow but in the more recent years neds have spread more northern around Scotland to areas like dundee and stirling dundee has been completely overrun by neds but it is hard to find a town without them anywhere in central and southern Scotland rhey usually hang put with younger mambers of the public most common starting age is 13 and they go around in young teams they wear distinctive clothing usually a nike cap trakies tucked into their socks and an addidas hoodie they always make sure their cap doesnt match their hoodie but the trainers usually match the cap.
This is how to spot a ned they will say these phrases
Aye pay geis some buckie ye shite bag
Pass the siggies dicked
Aye pay geis some buckie ye shite bag
Pass the siggies dicked
by ,,,,”” July 16, 2019
by Genies December 19, 2018
by ig: scarescarescare January 23, 2019
An all around awesome guy. Ned(s) are typically quiet at first but once you get to know him you'll find he has a great personality and a great sense of humor. Once you find a Ned you'll love him forever. Neds(s) are also total savages at comebacks and roasts.
by Nedinski October 29, 2018