fanny no nanny

1. Used to describe a person with lesser than average intelligence

2. Used in a situation where cognitive thought has been trumped by the sheer stupidity and absurdity of the situation.

1. That Fanny No Nanny just stuck their ice cream on their head.

2. "Wha.. whart is teh fanny no nanny?!"

by TheMightyElk January 4, 2010

Fanny Nanny

When a man slathers a common cleaning product upon his dong and inserts it into his partner's anal cavity, working it in and out until it has been cleaned to his liking.

Jill is ready for a night on the town now that her boyfriend gave her the fanny nanny of a lifetime.

by Jaque Caque December 13, 2009

Xanny Nanny

A girl who farts Xanax dust.

Yo man who was that girl in your dorm last night?
Oh that was just a xanny nanny don't worry about her

by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016

grammar nanny

A post on a forum where somebody corrects another's grammar.

"It's not who, it's whom."

"Don't be a grammar nanny."

by anonymous121323132123 May 5, 2009

Reverse Nanny

A sex position wherein a man sits backward in a wooden open back rocking chair — preferably one previously owned by their grandparents — and she lays chest down on the chair's ottoman, which is now behind the rocking chair. The woman (or second man) takes it in the butt/pussy via a dick coming through the gap in the back of the chair. Using the combined rocking motion of the chair and ottoman together, they visit pound town.

So I was boning this girl last night and she wanted to try something different. So we dug out Nan's old rocking chair and did the reverse nanny.

by sorryaboutthateh June 1, 2018

Nannied

when your (or a friends) grandmother beats to do something

'can i look after your cat this week end?'
'sorry my nans looking after her'
'dam i just got nannied!'
'shame bitch!'
'your mum'
'your not my friend anymore'
'nvowivnow'

by wookie shaver April 13, 2008

Nanny Mcphee

The act of fucking an ugly slut by cumming on her rotten teeth and rubbing your head on her facial moles like lip balm.

Mate : "I saw you with that ugly slut last night, did you pull a Nanny Mcphee?"
Mate 2: "..... no ..... it was not me Fam"

by STUZZA LAD 69 June 20, 2016