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sex mustard

the musty smell of a room after hours of sex.
by meleah June 7, 2004
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but mustard

a wet fart, or a drippy fart, or a nasty squirting fart,any fart that leaks more than air...
someone farts and it leaves a litlle residue BUT MUSTARD when you fart and have to wipe yourself or think you have to check your underwear you spit but mustard
by hassan.j March 4, 2008
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Pocketful of Mustard

UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.
Did you get the (job/girl/money/news)?... Nah; "pocketful of mustard."
by RichieRichie December 10, 2008
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Mouse in the Mustard

A final expression of disgust at severely inappropriate behavior
Casey, you've really put the mouse in the mustard this time.
by MustardMouseStudios April 12, 2009
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Mustard Plug

THE HOTTEST BAND THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT ! the sexiest ska music ever!
Hey katie what song do u wanna have sex too?

MR. SMILEY BY MUSTARD PLUG!
by lizers April 14, 2005
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keen as cheese and mustard

To be excited and/or show agreement towards participation in an upcoming event
All over gang member 1: "Halo?"
All over gang members 2+3: "Halo!"
All over gang member 4: "I'm as keen as cheese and mustard to play Halo"
All over gang member 1: "Then let's play"
by Captain Rough Around The Edges October 25, 2006
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mustard cup

she takes it in the mustard cup.
by Jarred T. April 9, 2007
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