AJ Mudflaps

Also known as The Bretch Hill King, AJ Mudflaps spends the majority of his time running a drug cartel in the North West of Banbury, Oxfordshire. The name of this organisation is the BHK (Bretch Hill Killers). The extent of their activity is unknown to most although Henry Moon is said to have inside information. More is to be discovered on this issue.

Friends of AJ Mudflaps know that he is a kinky, sexy beast. He often tells them about his fluffy, pink handcuffs and ropes.

On an average day, AJ Mudflaps will get bullied heavily during Biology, Chemistry and Physics. At the end of the day, AJ Mudflaps goes home and changes into his cargo trousers that stop just above his ankle. AJ Mudflaps is a Victorian slut.

Yo AJ Mudflaps, how muddy are your flaps?

Wagwan AJ Mudflaps, it’s ya boi John.

by bhk May 11, 2018

Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.

I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.

by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021

Hungarian Mudflap

When a girl (wearing any variation of skirt) takes an arched crawling stance and shits profusely while the guy lays face up under her.

Mark couldn't make it to work today; he got double pink eye after his girl gave him a Hungarian Mudflap last night.

by The Morgantown Bone Breaker July 4, 2025

Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.

Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.

by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022

Mudflaps

Referring to the scrotum during the act of anal

I was getting some good @$$hole & disaster struck when a mess was made of my mudflaps.

by Thesaurusasaurus November 20, 2022

charlotte mudflap

simply a mullet

im pissed! Why? cause i was walking down the street eating a sandwich, and some dumb ass with a charlotte mudflap runs past and it blew all over my sanwich!

by upinsmoke420 December 1, 2010

Mudflap

When a man blind folds a woman before sex and explosively releases diarrhea onto her face. He then proceeds to jump out her bedroom window before she takes off the blindfold, leaving her looking like a mud flap.

There is legend of a man who only dates women to mudflap them and never see them again.

by Allah's_Childrenالله أكبر May 9, 2022