A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.
Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
by Goatoghillgary December 18, 2016
Get the Morning Salutemug. A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.
by DWS197812 April 9, 2015
Get the Hughes Morningmug. The act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. Best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.
Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
by jubu April 17, 2011
Get the Morning Justinmug. Extreme nausea and vomiting.
A condition associated with morning sickness.
A sign of being pregnant.
A condition associated with morning sickness.
A sign of being pregnant.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008
Get the Morning Cookiesmug. The sound you hear when you go to hell. So basically it's this song that you can use for your alarm on like your phone or something but it's freaky AF. Some people like it, some people hate it. And I'm one of those people who hate it, and now I have it stuck in my head. Thanks, Satan! :)
Tomorrow was the big test, and Sarah was ready. She spent many days studying for it, and now, she was prepared. She set her alarm for 6:00 am and fell asleep confident and determined to pass this test.
An hour passed and her annoying little brother Jake snuck into her room and changed her alarm to Morning Flower at full volume hoping for her to have a bad day because she ate his leftover food from Chipotle.
*The next day*
It was a minute before 6 o'clock and Sarah was still asleep, waiting to be waken by her alarm. The clock hit 6:00 and Morning Flower blasted from her phone. Sarah woke up in shock and then felt a little bit of fear. That fear soon turned into the urge to go jump off a cliff. She started crying and turned off the alarm. She didn't want to go to school. She didn't care about the test. Her whole day was ruined, and for the rest of her life, she lived with PTSD... THE END
Damn, all of that just to show how terrifying that song is? Makes sense...
An hour passed and her annoying little brother Jake snuck into her room and changed her alarm to Morning Flower at full volume hoping for her to have a bad day because she ate his leftover food from Chipotle.
*The next day*
It was a minute before 6 o'clock and Sarah was still asleep, waiting to be waken by her alarm. The clock hit 6:00 and Morning Flower blasted from her phone. Sarah woke up in shock and then felt a little bit of fear. That fear soon turned into the urge to go jump off a cliff. She started crying and turned off the alarm. She didn't want to go to school. She didn't care about the test. Her whole day was ruined, and for the rest of her life, she lived with PTSD... THE END
Damn, all of that just to show how terrifying that song is? Makes sense...
by Proud To Be Scarred For Life May 10, 2019
Get the Morning Flowermug. To do this wonderfully hilarious trick the male must engage in sexual activity WITH HIS MORNING WOOD. While engaged in sexual activity (preferably oral sex), the male must have glitter of his choice of color in his hand. When the male reaches the pinnacle of his orgasm, before ejaculating, must make a valiant effort to excrete his penile fluids onto the woman's face. Using the penile fluids as a form of glue, the male then slaps the woman across the face with his glitter hand. As the male slaps the woman, the excess glitter will fly up into the air, while the others will stick to the female's face. Laughter ensues.
1. When Theresa and I had such crazy sex that she fell asleep last night, I decided to wake her up this morning with a Morning glow.
2. Since my roommate Vivian ate all the Chinese food and deleted all my porn, i decided to get some glitter and give her a Morning glow before she went to school.
3. I gave Linda a Morning glow because she was begging for it. Who cares if shes my sister?
2. Since my roommate Vivian ate all the Chinese food and deleted all my porn, i decided to get some glitter and give her a Morning glow before she went to school.
3. I gave Linda a Morning glow because she was begging for it. Who cares if shes my sister?
by &-D and K.L December 9, 2008
Get the Morning glowmug. the strange smell on your finger you wake up with after getting weird all night
commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
I can't stop smelling my morning finger.
dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
by bill_the_kid January 2, 2012
Get the morning fingermug.