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Moop

A jelly-like glue substance, silver and purple in color
Could you please pass the moop so that I can finish my scrapbook?
by Elizabeth Wolf March 2, 2004
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Moop Things

by AngeryCat September 8, 2021
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"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."
There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019
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Moop

One who lacks the intellectual capacity for critical thinking.
One who is easily duped or co-opted.
The moops who support Donald Trump gave him hundreds of millions of dollars for his bogus "Stop the Steal" grift.
by gmedia January 13, 2021
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Moop

A transgender, non-binary, bi-feminine, neopronoun using, they/them slut. he is known for having a Minecraft clutching channel with 300 SUBSCWIBERS!!!!!!!111! the channel is based on being spanked multiple times by an enchanted branch of a tree util you are launched into the strantosphere, then you must repeatedly lay down 1x1x1 meter cubes of dirt or stone up to 50 times in 2 seconds. after 42 years of practice moop has perfected his form. he has done so so much that he can do it whilst Imouse rides his 0.00002 inch cock and whilst moderating 14 discord servers all at once. he also repeatedly plays coc or clash royale to fantasise about getting some of that hog rida bussy around his meaty pole of negative length. also subscribe to bt9 on youtube
omg, have you seen the newest bt9 video??? it made me CREAM

who, moop?

HE IS CALLED BT9 MFING ASSHOLE LICKINF MAN WHORE
by joe bidens sex slave February 10, 2022
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Moop

Bob: "Moop, lets go to a gay bar."
Stan: "Moop, OK."
by frank murphy September 16, 2009
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moop

To Mop the floor but in a "Moopy" way
by totallynotCIA June 2, 2021
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