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i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.
I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.
by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018
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go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $
by Sexydimma December 9, 2019
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Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019
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Monopoly

A economic-themed board game designed by antimonopolist Lizzie Maggie that had 2 sets anti-monopolist and monopolist, but we all probably played only the monopolist set.
Guy 1: man ur too good at monopoly
Guy 2: because i am a professional at being a capitalist
by NectaredBee June 23, 2022
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Monopoly

Monopoly/Over extremely mad. Monopoly is a board game. People rarely say monopoly to explain how (over extremely) mad they are, most people would find this extremely rude. Which explains why no one uses it.
While me and my sister were arguing I used the comeback "monopoly" when no one was looking at us. She never talked to me again. I regret saying that. "How about monopoly!!"
by Keke12real December 29, 2021
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go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.
go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $
by Sexydimma December 25, 2019
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come over and play monopoly

Bro 1:Hey, do you want to come over and play monopoly?
Bro 2: HELL YEAH!!!
by Joseph_ARgo May 17, 2019
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