miranda

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by nigga dick sucker October 16, 2019

Miranda

A women who is kind, loving, beautiful, and will never make you sad she will always try to make you happy. She will always be there for her friends and family and try to keep them safe no matter what.

Girl #1: " Who is that women over there?!"
Girl #3: " That is my friend

Miranda"
Girl #1: " You are so lucky to have a friend like that"

by Lovelife4.ever August 28, 2017

Miranda

Miranda is a wonderful friend. She is very athletic, that's probably why she's so tall and lanky. She has long brown hair and big blue eyes. She's the best person to be around when your down. She's the kind of girl who has all the boys wrapped around her finger even though she doesn't know it. She's the kind of person who can always put a smile on your face. The kind of person who'd go on exotic adventures with you. She's the best friend a girl could have. (How you know it's a real Miranda. (1. she's got to be funny. 2. she's got to be kind. And 3. she got no butt!)

if you ever meet a Miranda never, I mean never let her go.

by What is up? December 6, 2018

Doing a Miranda

'Doing a Miranda' is what happens when a transsexual embraces radical feminism and annoys other transsexuals and uppity transgender people because the Miranda knows that penis is male. If someone is 'Doing a Miranda', they will often be called a TERF by other transgendereds.

Dude A: "are you trying to get Felicity on the blockbot list? Why? I'm confused."

Dude B: "Right now I just logged a couple of noteworthy tweets. She is kinda doing a Miranda though."

by gloopymange August 1, 2014

mirandized

As in "I read her her Miranda rights"; disrobing a woman upon entering a room with a door, forcing her " to assume the position" of facing the door with her arms outstretched (palms against door) and placing feet widely apart in spread eagle fashion. Working down from the hair and neck, liberally apply analingus and cunnilingus. She has been "mirandized".

Fantasy role-playing, handcuffs and bad cop mustache optional.

"Last night ole ghurrl was so hot for it, that as soon as we got in the door, I read her "her rights"...daddy mirandized her right in her parents' living room!"

by merchantofpain April 28, 2010

MirandaLovesTatumMore

I, Miranda, Love Tatum WAY more than she loves me(:

To prove it... I put it on urban dictionary. Because Urban Dictionary never lies. It's all truth!!!!

So again... I love Tatum WAYYYY more than she loves me. End of freaking story.

Tatum: I love you!
MirandaLovesTatumMore
Tatum: Yes. You do.

by tatumloverrrr101 May 9, 2010

Miranda

Miranda is talented beautiful girl. She is shy when she sings around others. She is a intelligent girl who can satisfy any man. She is also known as having it tight. Miranda is one of the best people to make love too. Miranda can be sarcastic, funny, sweet, tempered, or mean until it piss her off. Miranda is great to have fun with. Like planning parties, and other things. Miranda is a girl who doesn't give get self to men easily. She likes to take her time. About 40% of the girls named Miranda are very short. Miranda has a great body shape. She can be very violent. Miranda can fight and may have a very bad temper. Miranda likes to eat candy constantly and likes to lay under people. She is beautiful inside and out. She is loyal and faithful. Miranda is multi talented. Doesn't like to feel threatened, bossed around, or looked at funny. Miranda is genuine and kind

Boy:aye you know me and Miranda are still together
Boy2: for real every boy wanted her. You lucky

by Miranda Urban dictionary April 17, 2019