Quarter Mile

The distance you speed through to show what your car is made of

My car ran the quarter mile in under 10 seconds

by D_r3v January 27, 2012

mile high blumpkin

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker

Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!

by high performance 5 December 1, 2011

mile high firefly

When you take that last hit of some weed and burning embers fly into your throat burning the back of the throat for hours.

"UGKK!" -Me
"Pipe shit on you? What up yo?" -Homie
"Yeah, but worse. Throat burn, yo. Mile high fireflys!" -Me
"Haha!" -Homie

by Mud E York May 23, 2013

Meleina

Meleina is unexplainable. She’s just extraordinary without any cause or reason. She’s the kind of person you aspire to be. A one of a kind friend, humorous yet brilliant. Beautifully loud yet quiet when she needs to be. She’s speaks her mind and stands for what she believes in. She’s hardly ever rude to anyone because she has a heart of gold. And yes she has flaws but somehow they make her more gorgeous inside and out. Her insecurities is just about her only downfall. She should know how amazing she is. But she doesn’t always see the way I see. She’s perfectly imperfect and she was made with that intent. Meleina is truly unique and just overall a beautifully made human being. And the world should know it.

“I miss you meleina, you’re my bestfriend and I love you”

by Unknown123456789jhsgzs October 26, 2019

Maleila

Maleila is a beautiful girl name, she is really nice, she can mess up your life, if your looking for a sign (SHE IS THE ONE), she is THICKK

Nick: I really want a Maleila, she is beautiful and she has a FAT ASS
Guest998: ikr

by .... March 30, 2021

Mexican Mile

The outrageously long distance between you and the toilet generally realized after consuming a slippery meal from a local Mexican restaurant.

After that triple cheese, black bean, and shrimp chalupa, my mexican mile ended with a a call to The Home Depot for an emergency steam-cleaner rental.

by jellooooruthere June 10, 2016

Messy Mile

Making a Journey While Cross-Legged From Needing To Excrete

"So long story short, my toilet was blocked so I had to make a messy mile"

by Langstoner October 5, 2016