Michael Jackson

This man IS NOT DEAD! I REST MY CASE.

(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)
anyone- ew Michael Jackson is so ugly
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.
by missdiggory April 11, 2021
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was framed and falsely accused of child molestation to distract people from the actual pedophiles in Hollywood.

All the lies about Michael came from a fictional book written by the pedophile author Victor Gutierrez who was a member of the NAMBLA.

Michael Jackson was 100% innocent and never hurt anyone unlike hollywood directors such as Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and more that are all walking free.
Michael Jackson was the greatest entertainer on earth and was too powerful for the elite so they had to get rid of him.
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michael jackson

a guy who ran around and yelled/sang HEHE
hi i’m michael jackson HEHE
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson likes kids
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Michael Jackson

Said HeHe whilst penetrating young boys with his penis up their arse
You such a Michael Jackson
Meaning your a nonce basically
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MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.
I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!
by Shakes-Spear October 25, 2012
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