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carpets match the drapes

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.
Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"
by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016
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Mantech

A strategy used by gay men to attempt to sleep with straight men.
Eric: "I'm going out to the sports bar tonight. I've got Brett Favre's quarterback rating memorized from the last 10 years."

Adam: "Sounds like decent mantech, but Tom Brady's completion percentage from '04 might have a better chance of snagging you some"
by antipattern December 23, 2010
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matchette

a bachelorette who is looking for love on match.com
Dude, she's the perfect matchette for you!
by red lace tattoo September 27, 2011
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match collector

someone who collects dating app matches for the sake of boosting their ego
Me: I matched with ihateblonde but she'd rather promote her instagram than go on a date.
You: she is obviously a match collector
by bladewarrior69 April 30, 2016
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Masechaba

Masechaba is a very strong, intelligent and funny person! She goes through a lot but she doesn't let it get to her. She's also very humble and loving. The name Masechaba is a Sepedi/Sesotho name that means “Mother of the Nation”.
Masechaba is so fun to be around.
by holly. November 21, 2021
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Maneckalated

To be insulted/beaten or defeated in the greatest way possible
The boy Henry was maneckalated
by Atticus Cornwall Teet April 3, 2022
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Kissy Match

Congrats to Keith and Kathleen on their new kissy match.
by TigerToe November 2, 2014
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